Tumblr Mouse Cursors
lisathesleepyprincess:
“beyoncescock:
“this is my life in summary
”
@cooling-jasmine-tea
”

alyesque:

How do we explain to 40+ year olds online that you can’t just end every sentence with “…” without conveying a really ominous vibe lol.

(via heart)

gothcostco:

the plot chickens

(via dancingisehdangerousgame)

orodromeus:

showerthoughtsofficial:

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died

5 times you didn’t die and one time you did

(Source: reddit.com, via stand)

meanmisscharles:
“ meatfighter:
“Now I can’t help but imagine a 60 year old seriel killer at a millenials door waiting, mad as fuck, checking his watch , and leaving out of frustration and writes a blog post about how millenials are ruining this...

sexysuggestion:

give me the look that says “just wait until we’re alone”

(via heart)